<![CDATA[The Davidsonian - The Yowl RSS]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/se/the-davidsonian-the-yowl-rss-1.1253716 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:09:16 -0400 en <![CDATA[Major Disappointment: The Yowl’s Handy Guide]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/major-disappointment-the-yowl-s-handy-guide-1.2031085

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]]> 1.2031085 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:46:00 -0400 <![CDATA[Trash Talk]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/trash-talk-1.2031084

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 Davidson College highly values environmental sustainability and cost-effective management.  1.2031084 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:45:04 -0400 <![CDATA[Obama’s Confession: Worldwide Recession Also A Hoax]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/obama-s-confession-worldwide-recession-also-a-hoax-1.2031082

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Washington D.C.- Early Monday morning President Barack Obama announced in a White House Press conference that the global economic recession, just like last week’s “Ba...

]]> 1.2031082 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:44:28 -0400 <![CDATA[Harsh Light of Morning Hits “A Night With The ‘Cats”]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/harsh-light-of-morning-hits-a-night-with-the-cats-1.2031081

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It looks like Davidson College has seen the last of its honored tradition “A Night With the ‘Cats,” the dance performances that highlight the beginning of the m...

]]> 1.2031081 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:43:50 -0400 <![CDATA[Do’s and Don’t’s for Parents’ Weekend]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/do-s-and-don-t-s-for-parents-weekend-1.2031080

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1.2031080 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:43:16 -0400 <![CDATA[Major Disappointment: The Yowl’s Handy Guide]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/major-disappointment-the-yowl-s-handy-guide-1.1943548

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Major: Psychology Reasons people choose this major: They love tracking the status of Davidson College’s mental health; they have a crush on Sigmund Freud; they enjoy unnecessarily psycho-analyzing their friends’ problems; statistics actually ...

]]> 1.1943548 Wed, 7 Oct 2009 16:29:38 -0400 <![CDATA[Belting Out to Tighten the Belts]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/belting-out-to-tighten-the-belts-1.1943546

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This year, Davidson College is initiating a new budget-saving measure called “Singing for Savings.” Since the start of the 2009-10 academic year, the administration has been converting every sports team, eating house, fraternity, and club into...

]]> 1.1943546 Wed, 7 Oct 2009 16:27:47 -0400 <![CDATA[Patterson Court Houses Reconsider “Tribute” Parties]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/patterson-court-houses-reconsider-tribute-parties-1.1943537

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Davidson—Eating house Warner Hall has recently decided it will no longer throw its signature party “Madonnarama” every year. Instead Warner will replace the tribute with the “Kenny G Gala.” “We really didn’t feel...

]]> 1.1943537 Wed, 7 Oct 2009 16:24:14 -0400 <![CDATA[America’s Favorite City Competes for the 2020 Olympics]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/america-s-favorite-city-competes-for-the-2020-olympics-1.1943536

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In response to the recent heartbreaking selection of Rio de Janeiro to host the 2016 Olympics over Chicago, the United States Olympic Committee is choosing Detroit for its next Olympic candidate city. “We have to pull out the big guns now,” s...

]]> 1.1943536 Wed, 7 Oct 2009 16:23:19 -0400 <![CDATA[Davidson Students Catch More Than Hangover at “F”]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/davidson-students-catch-more-than-hangover-at-f-1.1861854

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In an unusual display of foresight and keen policy-making, what is arguably the most-frequented residence building on the campus has been modified to house dangerously contagious individuals.  ...

]]> 1.1861854 Wed, 2 Sep 2009 16:16:56 -0400 <![CDATA[The Freshman’s First Time]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/the-freshman-s-first-time-1.1861807

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Hundreds of Davidson freshmen and their parents flooded campus last weekend as move-in day finally arrived and orientation commenced.  ...

]]> 1.1861807 Wed, 2 Sep 2009 16:15:47 -0400 <![CDATA[Concert Confusion Stuns Wall-E, Pixar Enthusiasts]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/concert-confusion-stuns-wall-e-pixar-enthusiasts-1.1861762

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Duke Performance Hall—Last week entertainer Wale graced the campus of Davidson College with his presence and thrilled a capacity crowd with his hip hop performance. While the majority of the audience had intended to see the DC rapper, a small group ...

]]> 1.1861762 Wed, 2 Sep 2009 16:14:44 -0400 <![CDATA[Discrimination at Davidson: Stupid People are People, Too]]> http://www.thedavidsonian.com/the-yowl/discrimination-at-davidson-stupid-people-are-people-too-1.1861706

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Despite over 100 years of criticism, it appears that Davidson College will continue its controversial discrimination policy against stupid people.  ...

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